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Gene's list of former jobs:
I used to
work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again.
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a sew-sew job.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard.
I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.
I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
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