My Favorite Lists

Laura provides the following list of golf terms for ladies:

CADDY--2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself..

CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again.

DOUBLE BOGIE -- "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."

FAIRWAY -- Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

GOOD LIE -- Weight on our driver's license.

GREENS -- Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.

HOLE-IN-ONE -- Time to get new pantyhose.

IRON -- What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.

ROUGH -- Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.

SHAFT -- You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.

SLICE -- "No thanks. . .just a sliver."

TEES -- Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.

WATER HAZARD -- Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.

WEDGE -- Bathing suit that's too tight.

DRIVER -- Getting the kids to all their activities.

SAND TRAP -- Kids' shoes.

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