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Marsha offers the following help toward understanding stock terminology:
Market Terminology for Dummies
Momentum Investing
- The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.
Broker - Poorer than you were in 1999.
P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as this
market keeps crashing.
Standard & Poor - Your life in a nutshell.
Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets
equally between themselves.
Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks.