MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ANTICIPATION
"Just you wait 'til your father gets home!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT RECEIVING
"Your gonna get it when we get home!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO MEET A CHALLENGE
"What were you thinking?"
"Answer me when I talk to you!"
"Dont talk back!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing, your not going with me!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME MEDICAL SCIENCE
"You keep crossing your eyes and they will freeze that way!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass that test you wont get a good job!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME ESP
"Wear your sweater, don't you think I know when your cold?"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME HUMOR
"If that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come running to me!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your veggies, you will never grow up!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT SEX
"How do you think you got here?"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT GENETICS
"Your just like your father!"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY ROOTS
"Close the door, you think you were born in a barn?"

MOTHER TAUGHT ME WISDOM OF AGE
"You will understand when your my age!"